She is cute and small, with a scattering of freckles across her nose. Her figure is unmarred by childbirth. She is wearing a skirt that exhibits perfectly tan and smooth caves, with strappy little saddles on her size 7 feet; feminine yet sophisticated.
To make matters worse she gets to ask the questions while I fumble for the answers, yet never makes me feel stupid when I can't think of them. Which means she is decent and kind too.
Crap
I wish I could hate her.