Hannah has a fav brand. She says they ought to be flexible but not too much. I wondered up and down the isles confused. It was like being in Frys or home depot. There was stuff there I hadn’t the faintest idea what to do with.
They came in different sizes and colors too. I was ready to go neutral all the way. Unfortunately that wasn’t an option; only bright colors, like bright orange, green, blue, red and yellow. I had to pick one. Hannah liked green. Somehow green just didnt seem right to me.
It seemed to me my vibrator ought to be traditional. Black, white, neutral or nothing for me thankyouverymuch. So I left empty handed. Bad enough having resort to electronic gratitification without also comprimising my sense of asthetics.
Call me old fashioned.